Did somebody say FREE drinks?

I'd love for you to join me in celebrating my first step into my 30s, a decade I will undoubtedly have a full-on breakdown in - so let's party!

I've hired out my favourite bar (Mean Eyed Cat) for the ENTIRE night and opened up a £600 bar tab, so if you're there early enough your drinks are on me!

There will also be...

• An adult-size bouncy castle because, why not
• A full spread of loaded nachos, with all the trimmings
• My mum & dad (but don't worry, they will be leaving after the first hour)

If all that interests you, you can get your ticket right now* (20 tickets remaining):

*If you purchase a ticket, you are formally agreeing to give me (Sam) full aux privileges for the full duration of the party.